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29Aug2003

				
I got a letter.

				
 

				
25Aug2003

				
I got plenty of sleep last night.  So much sleep, that I 
                felt like utter shit when I woke up.  As most people are 
                probably aware, too much sleep is sometimes worse than too 
                little.  I knew this already, but I still oversleep anytime 
                I get the opportunity.  I guess I am not that
                smart.

				
 

				
23Aug2003

				
Oh my god I am bored.  Ok, you talked me into it, I will 
                write something uninteresting about ducks.

				
 

				
20Aug2003

				
I suck at web pages.  Please make sure you always 
                refresh the pages to see the updates.

				
 Slow night for me, so I added another car to the
                cars link.

				
 

				
18Aug2003

				
The Middle East sucks.  I am still in Qatar.  If I 
                am here in December, I am going to tell every Arab I see "Merry 
                Fucking Christmas", and then eat a whole canned ham.  

				
I found out today, that the individual that works at the KFC 
                that I frequent is named "Mohamed", not "Habib" as I stated 
                before.  If you don't know what the hell I am talking 
                about, then click on the KFC link and 
                read it.  Be sure to substitute "Habib" for "Mohamed".

				
Oh yeah, I added the Dudley link, 
                and updated the cars page.

				
16Aug2003

				
Hmmmm, well...crap, I don't know what to say, so here is a 
                pic

				

                

				
Ok, a co-worker of mine had to go to South Korea.  When 
                he got there, the first thing he did was lose his credit card.  
                I decided to pay a little tribute to him.

				
Also, I got a letter.  Be 
                warned, there are expletives a plenty peppering the entire 
                letter.  One other thing, I updated some 
                cars and bitched about something

				
 

				
15Aug2003

				
Ok, Ok, I finally found some time to update this thing.  
                I was feeling pressure to please my fans.  When I say fans, 
                I mean the people that do not read this website.  So, when 
                you think about it that way, I got a fucking lot of fans.  
                Oh well, the latest update is sure to 
                inform and entertain all who are forced to read it.   
                Oh yeah, when I say "inform", I mean that you will be "informed" 
                that I am running out of ideas.

				
 

				
11Aug2003

				
Maybe I have been here too long, but some
                strange things are going down...

				
 

				
10Aug2003

				
Woo-hoo, today, I got my first instance of fan-art.  
                Some psychotic degenerate with a lot of time on his hands, 
                decided to pay homage to the shittiest website ever by 
                immortalizing me in a portrait.

				
 

				
02Aug2003

              
Man I am bored, I have half a mind to break something so that I
              can fix it.  Well, when I am bored, I do things in Photoshop.
              Most of the time, these things I create are damn ignorant and have
              been known to elicit "What the FUCK?"
              from everyone who sees them.  Every once in a while I produce
              a masterpiece, and it is my public duty to put these things on
              display for all to experience.

              
 

              
01Aug2003

              

				
 

				
30July2003

              
Today is my son Gage's birthday.  He is 7 (I know you're
              7) and understandably, is very excited.  If you happen to see
              him, since I can't, give him a hug for me.  For those of you
              who don't know him, here is a picture when he was in the movie
              "Terminator 3".

              

              
For Gage only, Click here

				
 

				
28July2003

              
Feeling a little bitchy, so I made
              this:

              

              
Then, I changed my title banner, now it is the coolest. 
              Sooo sweet...Now I need to make t-shirts.

				
27July2003

				
I had an unusual experience in the bathroom today, check  here
                to read about it.  I also added pictures. 
              Feel free to download them and add them to your scrapbook.

				
25July2003


I learned today that the job that I had applied for in Oregon, fell through and that I will not be going to work for that company.  I am not pissed because I did not get the job (even though I was the most qualified, according to me), I just wish that they would have let me know when they made the decision not to hire me.  I had to bug the guy many times to see what was up and he kept giving me excuses.  I am not sure why, but I think he was a little afraid to tell me.  I
don't think that he was worried that I would kick his ass, but I think he just did not want to give me the bad news.  I understand that giving bad news to people sucks, but not telling me caused much more anguish.  I guess it goes to show that he did not give a shit about me, he was trying to make himself feel better.  I suppose that is what the world is all about.


I am actually relieved now that I don't have to worry about this anymore and I can move on to finding another job.


				
24July2003

				
I finally got around to getting this stuff together.  I am aware that some of the links are not operational, so calm down, I am doing my best.  I am going through withdrawals due to lack of
                Photoshop.  I had to create the shitty title banner with ms paint.  What a crock of shit.  Look at it this way, as far as shitty websites go, this site could be somewhere near the top.  The only reason it is not at the top, is because of my "pimp" white shaft picture at the top.
                That's right, I said it, no poser here, all pimp.

				
				
So, if not for the pimp picture, this would be the idiotic shit-fabrication masterpiece that I am so
                desperately trying to create.  Whatever, I'm tired



 



 



	

	




 



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