Glossary of fake terms

	

	

		

A good friend of mine told me once that if the President of the United States makes up a word (i.e. "Strategery") then it becomes an actual word and it is ok to use it in causal conversation.  Now, even though I do not know if this is true or not, and since I am what you would call the "President" of this website, I am going to, with help from my friends and relatives, make up as many words as necessary to convey my thoughts in a manner that all can understand.  If you see anything on this website that you don't understand, check here.




 




    

    

    WordDefinition
    



  • Butterface
    		• Pronunciation: 'but-her-fase Function: noun Etymology: no idea, heard it on the radio
    

    Definition: a woman that has a great body, although her face leaves much to be desired
    


  • Crapalanche
    		• Pronunciation: 'krap-a-lanch Function: noun Etymology: Brooks made it up.
    

    Definition: term describing copious amounts of crap falling down something, like a mountain
    


  • Curvluptuous
    		• Pronunciation: 'kerv-lup-chew-us Function: adjective Etymology: Brooks made it up
    

    Definition: a woman with a pleasantly plump shape
    


  • Duck Butter
    		• Pronunciation: 'duk-buh-ter Function: noun Etymology: Heidi heard it from a boyfriend
    

    Definition: Non-menstruation stains in a woman's panties that appear from normal vaginal upkeep.
    



  • Fuckery
    		• Pronunciation: 'fuh-ker-ee Function: noun, adjective Etymology: Gloria made it up.
    

    Definition: the act of behaving like a fucker, or practicing such behavior
    


  • Homocrat
    		• Pronunciation: 'hoe-mow-krat Function: noun Etymology: Brooks made it up.
    

    Definition: Left wing hot dog licker
    


  • Johndom
    		• Pronunciation: 'jon-dum Function: noun Etymology: Brooks or Rob or Dave, I can't remember who came up with this gem, but it was one of us
    

    Definition: A diminutive prophylactic device made specially for those of us who are hung like pimples.
    


  • Keypyle
    		• Pronunciation: 'key-pi-ull Function: noun Etymology: Dave made it up
    

    Definition: the worst pile of shit
    


  • Liberomo
    		• Pronunciation: 'lib-r-oh-mo Function: noun Etymology: Doug made it up.
    

    Definition: member of the "pink" team whose socio-political beliefs border on fruitcake
    


  • Mahousive
    		• Pronunciation: 'ma-hoo-siv Function: adjective Etymology: no idea, just heard it one day
    

    Definition: very large breasts
    


  • Mam-Mazing
    		• Pronunciation: 'ma'am-mays-eeng Function: adjective Etymology: Gloria made it up
    

    Definition: a woman with large breasts
    


  • Milktacular
    		• Pronunciation: 'milk-tack-yoo-lar Function: adjective Etymology: Brooks made it up.
    

    Definition: term describing huge breasts
    


  • Milktastic
    		• Pronunciation: 'milk-tass-tic Function: adjective Etymology: Gloria made it up
    

    Definition: a woman with large breasts
    


  • Noassatall
    		• Pronunciation: 'no-ass-at-awl Function: adjective, noun Etymology: Sheila made it up
    

    Definition: an individual without a behind
    



  • Troyceps
    		• Pronunciation: 'troi-seps Function: noun Etymology: Brooks made it up
    

    Definition: anyone with non-existent arm muscles
    


  • Whitecottonpony
    		• Pronunciation: 'whyte-cot-un-pon-ee Function: noun Etymology: Brooks heard it somewhere
    

    Definition: a certain time of the month when...
    


  • Yumnumables
    		• Pronunciation: 'yum-numa-buls Function: noun, adjective Etymology: Robin made it up.
    

    Definition: term describing small pert breasts
    







    







 


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