Old Notices

 

  • 07 Feb 2006 - Ok, I made a blog, you can check it out here if you are bored, I mean, really damn bored. Take what you think I mean by "really damn bored" and multiply that by a million, that is how bored you need to be.

  • 23 Nov 2005 - I'm a rocketship on my way to Mars on a collision course, I'm a satellite, I'm out of control..

  • 11 Jan 2005 - Holy crap, I cannot believe how much I suck at updating this site.  Well, I have a good excuse.  I am not going into the details, but I will tell you that it has to do with moving companies, the German government, and a large evil multinational corporation.  Don't worry though, things seem to have smoothed themselves out and I should be back to more regular updates soon.

    Also, I updated something (Scary) I wrote before Christmas, but I never uploaded it until now.

  • 25 Oct 2004 - Ohhhh Yes, Indeed We Know, That People Will Find A Way To Go,
    No Matter What The Man Said...

  • 05 Oct 2004 - Her name was McGill, She called herself Lil, but everyone knew her as Nancy.

  • 28 Sep 2004 - Melinda was mine ’til the time that I found her...Holding Jim, loving him

  • 06 Sep 2004 - And on the cool check in.  Center stage on the mic.  And we're puttin' it on wax. 

  • 16 Aug 2004 - Religion, is a smile on a dog.

  • 12 Aug 2004 - Eight was swell, but fourteen brings hell!

  • 24 Jul 2004 - Now troubles are many, they're as, deep as a well.  I can swear there ain't no heaven but I pray there ain't no hell.

  • 10 Jul 2004 - I saw you on the street your middle finger was flippin', and now you're the victim of a drive-by lyrical whippin.

  • 27 Jun 2004 - Chickity china, the Chinese chicken.  Grab a drumstick and your brain starts clickin'.  Watching X-Files with no lights on, we're 'dans le maison', I hope the smoking man's in this one.

  • 11 Jun 2004 - Well you're where you should be all the time, and when you're not, your with some underworld spy or the wife of a close friend, wife of a close friend...

  •  04 Jun 2004 - "My name is 'Sue!'  How do you do!  Now you gonna die!"

  • 26 May 2004 - We got a great big convoy, rockin' through the night.  Yeah we got a big ole convoy, ain't she a beautiful site.  Come on join our convoy, ain't nothin' gonna get in our way.  We're gonna roll this truckin' convoy, across the USA.  CONVOYYYYYYYYY...

  • 12 Apr 2004 - If I could make a wish, I think I'd pass...Can't think of anything I need.

  • 06 Apr 2004 - Yeah for Gloria and I.  Today is our 13th wedding anniversary, and you know what that means... That's right, it's time to make anniversary milkshakes!  (dramatic pause)  I know, I know,  I am terribly thoughtful...Wait, where am I?  Dammit, I was web-publishing in my sleep again.

  • 31 Mar 2004 - We  take all kinds of pills, to give us all kinds of thrills, but thrill we've never known, is the thrill that'll getcha when you get your picture on the cover of the Rolling Stone.

  • 29 Mar 2004 - Some days it's just not worth feeding your hostages.  They just bitch and bitch whether you feed them or not.  Ungrateful hostages...

  • 21 Mar 2004 - Today, 21 Mar 2004 is the anniversary of my wife Gloria's 34th birthday.  Oops, I was not supposed to reveal her age...Let me try that again.  Today is the anniversary of Gloria's 34th birthday. (phew, now no one knows, hee hee).  Let us all think of her on her special day, which is, the 34th special day she has had.

Very old notices

 

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