My life in Qatar, or Cutter as the morons call it...
Last night, I went to the Doha Airport and rented a car. Its a Ford Focus. It is not bad. I would say that as far as shitty cars go, it is near the less shitty end. Today, I had to drive to work since (name deleted) is leaving and I was a little worried, but I made it. It was great, I did not turn on the air conditioning at all, woo hoo. (Name deleted) is a weirdo and has the fuking AC on full blast all the time and I damn near froze my sac off riding with him. Fuck, its only 120 degrees here. He kept asking me if I was cold and I kept asking him if he had an extra sweater. Oh well, he is gone today and I am here to fuck off without anyone to tell me otherwise. Hehe...
This morning, I decided to partake of the breakfast buffet at the hotel. I will tell you one thing, the TCN (Indian-Slave the Qatari's hire to make omelets) at the omelet bar makes a mean ham and cheese omelet. I still did not tip, oh well, fuck karma.
What is wrong with people?...Like I need more people bothering me after the (name deleted) "I'm a Little AC addict" experience.
Disclaimer: The following paragraph might be offensive to overweight people. This is not my intention. I am merely just reporting what I have seen.
While I was eating, I was seated near the window that looked out upon the pool area. There were about 4 dudes out there, 2 Arabs, and 2 westerners, and one woman. Now when I say woman, I mean, there was no doubt that it was female, but it was the most Shamoo-ian mammal I had ever seen. When she got in the pool, I swear that I am not making this up, 500 gallons of water were displaced and it came rushing into the hotel lobby...Ok, Ok, that did not happen, but there was this fat woman in the pool...ok, I don't hate people because of this unfortunate, water-displacing woman, I just forgot why I hated people for a short moment... give me a second... ah yes, here it is...
Back to the reason I hate people. One of the western dudes I noticed before, decided to get up off his pool chair and take a walk around the pool. This would have been fine with me had he not been wearing a Speedo the size of a rubber band. Holy fuck, I almost shit myself when I saw him. At first I thought he was just going to the ladder to get into the pool, but then I noticed that he was actually just strolling around the pool. He did it at least 3 times while I was sitting there as if he was in some sort of Speedo-pride parade. What the fuck? This guy was also a white guy, so you know he probably had nothing to be "proud" of. (I say "probably" because I don't know for sure, I never, ever checked his package!)
Anyway, as you can see, there is much to see and bitch about here in Qatar. That reminds me, where the FUCK is their "U" in Qatar. Any self important asshole like myself knows if there is a "Q", there has got to be a "U".
Ok, well, I better get back to fucking off, err, I mean, work...
