GoodMeat T-shirts, On Sale Now!!

Hey kids, be the first on your block to own a GoodMeat T-shirt.  Made from a revolutionary new fabric called "cotton", it is sure to be the new must-have cool clothing item-thingy of the summer (or winter, depending on when you read this).  Caution for all you dumb-ass teenagers, this shirt will NOT be sold at Hot Topic.

The shirt features:

• Itch-proof tag
• Aerodynamically stitched seams
• At no extra charge, sleeves
• Sweat-absorbing neck
• Changes size by itself, just throw in dryer (caution, size change permanant)

All this can be yours for a mere pittance (when I say pittance, I mean, a lot of money.  This website may look free, but it take lots of time to update it, my time = lots o' cash).  Anyway, the shirt is only $89.99.  Does it get any better that this?  I think not.

Note, If you send me something that I believe enhances this site, I might send you one for free.  That is, of course, only if you are not a dumb-ass teenager.